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Signs of the Times:
By: Mike Lima
Here are a sample of humorous signs (or sad ones, depending on your viewpoint), that I came across last week in my normal real estate business activities. Makes us really start questioning the education system, work ethic, and morals.
This one was posted by the entrance door of a 4,000 s.f. hillside property on a 1 acre lot in a high-end neighborhood (I’m guessing this owner didn’t make his $millions by winning spelling bees).
I saw this next one at an investor’s project that I went to see. The interior was being completed so obviously the owner didn’t want the workers to bring in and spill anything that could stain the floors or counters. But the workers rebelled by inking the final 2 words at the bottom
And this lovely sign appeared in a local Post Office where we collect some of our mail. I’m sure that was an incident or two that caused management to mandate these signs on the counters. Glad I wasn’t there for the incident(s) in question
Real Estate Trivia/Facts:
Q. What are the three most common toxins for which homes are tested?
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